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gossipgran:

i crave attention but i want to be ignored how does that work why am i alive

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

people who think jumping off a building and falling 100+ metres into a pile of hay or flower petals and then emerging unscathed is realistic but a female assassin isn’t

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amoying:

*GETS SUDDEN MEMORIES OF PEOPLE THAT IM NO LONGER CLOSE TO* [OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTION]

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

hitlervevo:

Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

guess-who-chose-the-fandom-life:

callie-ariane:

that-girl-is-a-sun-chaser:

Wow John and Mary’s wedding was beautiful

And they even got the size of Sherlock’s hands right.

JESUS CHRIST

guess-who-chose-the-fandom-life:

callie-ariane:

that-girl-is-a-sun-chaser:

Wow John and Mary’s wedding was beautiful

And they even got the size of Sherlock’s hands right.

JESUS CHRIST

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

im so chill im practically dead

lanadelreycist:

those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate

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This would be a fun island to be trapped on

This would be a fun island to be trapped on

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*